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Wednesday, 28 November 2007
Where are the police ?
Mood:  surprised

Car thefts in the state is on the rise, but where are the law enforcers ?

No wonder we can't find the police where they are:

A trained police pursuit driver has been stood down for doing donuts in a dusty red paddock at a West Australian country fair.

 

See the video here:

 

 

And here's how you can handle if the police have nothing to do but hassle you at their free time:

 

 

 


Posted by pui-chee at 8:12 AM EADT
Updated: Wednesday, 28 November 2007 8:17 AM EADT
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Sunday, 25 November 2007
end of the empire ?
Mood:  incredulous

 

 

 

 The dark knight announced that he has no longer interest in mounting a second empire strike attempt after 11 years..

 

 

 What is the real reason you ask ?

 Read below...

John Howard called Peter Costello

August 22nd 2006 02:24
John Howard called Peter Costello into his office one day and said, "Peter I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win the country voters."

"Good idea PM, how will we go about it?" said Peter.

"Well," said Howard, "we'll get ourselves one of those Driza Bone coats, some RM Williams boots, a stick and an Akubra hat, oh and a Blue Cattle dog. Then we'll really look the part. We'll go to a typical old outback country pub, we'll show we really enjoy the bush."

"Right," said Peter. Days later, all kitted out and with the requisite Blue heeler, they set off from Canberra in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for and found a typical outback pub. Walked in with the dog and up to the bar.

"G,day mate," said Howard, to the bartender, "two middies of your best beer."

"Good afternoon Prime Minister," said the bartender, "two middies of our best coming up".

Howard and Costello stood leaning on the bar drinking their beer and chatting, nodding now and again to those who came into the bar for a drink. The dog lay quietly at their feet.

All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar opened and in came a grizzled old stockman, complete with stockwhip. He walked up to the Cattle dog, lifted it's tail with the whip and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked back to the other bar. A few moments later, in came another old stockman with his whip. He walked up to the dog, lifted it's tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and went back to the other bar. Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five stockman came in, lifted the dog's tail and went away looking puzzled.

Eventually, Howard and Costello could stand it no longer and called the Barman over.

"Tell me," said Howard, "why did all those old stockmen come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it an old outback custom?"

"Strewth no!" said the barman. "It's just that someone went in and told them that there was a Cattle dog in this bar with two arseholes!"

 - courtesy of http://www.jokes.org.au/john-howard-peter-costello/


Posted by pui-chee at 7:55 PM EADT
Updated: Sunday, 25 November 2007 7:59 PM EADT
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The dayafter

Rudd, leader of the centre-left Labor Party, indicated that Bush had been unable to persuade him to change his mind about Iraq, saying he had stuck to his well-known position on a staged withdrawal.

 "On the Iraq question ... I made very plain to the president that we had a different point of view," Rudd said. "I think I can safely say he noted that view."

 

 

Due in today in Sydney till next Thursday, someone will be "beckoning" to kickass. 


Posted by pui-chee at 9:15 AM EADT
Updated: Sunday, 25 November 2007 9:31 AM EADT
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Saturday, 24 November 2007
Jedi's master Deathstar eulogy

The jedi-master delivers his last speech of concession of defeat and announced his retirement while thanking his deputy in the process. Surprisingly the speech of darth vader mention nothing of the master. Listen to the speech here.


Posted by pui-chee at 11:03 PM EADT
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Loss of the Battalions
Mood:  bright

 

 

 

Skywalker has successfully eliminated  the Coalition Deathstar ("workchoices")and prevented the deputy Costello aka Darth vader from gaining power to the Enterprise. Last vote tally was Liberals -55 ALP -84 Greens -2 seats. All eyes will be on seat of Bennelong where former journalist Maxine Mckew might unseat the Jedi-master Johnny.


Posted by pui-chee at 10:14 PM EADT
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